Saturday, August 16, 2008

Things worthy of note when entering a mental hospital.

1. Think Airplane security. For the most part, you are not allowed the same type of sharp objects such as razors, nail clippers or scissors. Note: I was not allowed my needlepoint crosstich work as these were deemed dangerous.

2. No shoe laces, belts our drawstrings are allowed. These things are considered items patients could harm themselves with.

3. You probably will need a calling card as you can't have a cell phone. In general, most calls are limited to 15-20 minutes. Don't forget to write down the numbers off your cell phone!

4. If you smoke, seriously considering purchasing a carton or see to it that your family will make sure you are fully supplied. Not all places have cigarette machines.

5. Do not bring of anything of value with you as there is no promise made by staff that things will not grow legs and walk away. Case in point someone stole my hair comb and I was forced to used a cheap variety that wreaked havoc on my naturally curly hair.

6. You will be stripped searched so don't even think of smuggling in anything via your nether regions.

7. If you say you think you want to hurt yourself, you will be put in the line of sight watch of someone for at least 72 hours.

8. You probably won't sleep soundly as your are constantly being watched by people at all hours of the night.

9. Bring your own entertainment. While some wards have puzzle and books, these iteams are often of a used and/or poor quality. Bring your own books, pens, paper, playing cards (no spiral notebooks - wire is considered harming agent), puzzlebooks etc. Believe it or not coloring is big with all ages and genders so crayons and coloring books are allowed!

10. You will need change for the vending machines; Bring small bills (1's and 5's) and keep them on you at all times. A good general is rule is about 3 dollars per day, but this may depend on your appetite and the hospital you stay ate.

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